Perro is a mad/drunk philosopher that you met in Leilon. Voiced by the indomitable Chris, with a little AI magic to make Perro look a lot like him.
“Shar holds secrets like lovers—close, cruel, and whispering that truth is just a brighter lie.”
“You burn for Kelemvor—but who remembered the first soul? Oghma! Oghma wrote first, not last!”
“Kelemvor’s got a courtroom but no jury—just a scale too cracked to hold a soul’s weight.”
“Talos throws tantrums like thunder—but don’t mistake noise for power, lad, not real power.”
“Tymora flips a coin and calls it faith—what if the coin lands on edge, eh?”
“Don’t be alarmed dear boy. Lady Luck, Tymora, has been known to show herself to the fortunate every now and then. You should yourself Lucky, hrmmm!”
And later into the evening you also hear him mutter other god-related rants.
- “You worship Tyr for justice—but who wrote the laws?”
- “Myrkul doesn’t judge the dead—he just counts ‘em and waits for the silence to scream!”
