Lucky! Look what the cat dragged in.
Tav got into Syriani’s special gin!
He’s grinning wide like a Cheshire cat,
Heph grab the spray bottle, I ain’t havin’ that!
We ain’t got time for him to take a cat nap
Use the litter box — then we roll the recap!Caravandal finally rolled out of town,
Guards caught beer for slowing us down.
Two Bone Devils stepped up to fight,
Be-jesus Arasane smote ’em with smite!Back to the Wayside Inn Leilon,
Tavern rolled high to get our drink on.
Lucky saw Bumpta ’bout ready to pop,
Labor pool picking when the kid will drop.Town on edge ’bout bloodless herds,
Growler said, “Chill folks. Hear my words.
We’ll sell giant goats to get guards for the town.”
Restless locals only grumbled and frowned.Squeege showed up all smiles in delight,
’til undead Tavern gave him a fright.
Bumpta swung hard with a pregnant glare,
Tavern twirled, kissed then dropped her…no chair!
Tiger-striped Tavern was a purr-fect delight,
“Cat got your tongue?” jokes filled the night.
We roar and hiss down a stormy road,
Never let ’em think we can’t haul our load.
Is goat herding our most wild hour?
Squeege’s Supply Runs on Furrpower!
“Leilon needs More Help,” Squeege said with speed,
On the goat escort mission all were agreed.
Heph kept a Hexabike oh so proud,
Yelled “Let’s herd these bleaters” with engines loud.
Pinchwit grumbled, with a surly tone,
“Mind the herd, leave none alone.”
Two road attackers crossed our path,
All they received was party wrath.
Statue of Talos at the top of the bend,
No offering to the storm god did we lend.
Heph rode through pillars bold and tall,
Lightning cracked. Twenty goats fall.
Up the rise, three shadows fly,
Young wyverns circling the sky.
Obee Juan stood by a cave without fear,
“Ese! 30 silver. Stable here!”
What else in that cave might live?
Time to roll for more initiative!
Tiger-striped Tavern was a purr-fect delight,
“Who wants milk?” jokes filled the night.
We roar and hiss down a stormy road,
Never let ’em think we can’t haul our load.
Is goat herding our most wild hour?
Squeege’s Supply Runs on Furrpower!
Squeege’s Supply Runs on Furrpower!
