Battle at the bridge, Lucky calms things down,
Heph’s hex-a-bike seized by the town.
Tavern bolts the bridge, but the cops say no,
Steel on his wrists while the rest are free to go,
To the station, where our lies unravel,
Police or dice gonna judge us by the gavel,
Ruck has skittles and a jonesing hand,
Foo dog Q’s trip Arasain deceitful plan,
Heph’s cover frays, the seamstress comes undone,
Tavern’s blood has stories he can’t outrun.
Lucky’s sweating — prints? Ain’t no way.
But he pooped all over the museum that day,
Dhag in disguise, Seymour Butts on parade,
We all look guilty no matter pretense made.
Of to jail we go, no formal charges been laid,
Saul’s high priced lawyer gotsta get paid,
The cell is a puzzle with thick wooden door,
Eighteen pieces but the math won’t score.
Hold your breath, here comes the gavel,
Prison may be where we travel,
Mabel bending truth just to keep us alive,
But chaos in the courtroom is where we thrive,
Who’s gonna win this case when its all done?
The dice will decide, better not roll a nat 1!
Visitors call through prison glass,
Mabel says hush, let their offers pass.
Syriana schemes with a dangerous smile,
Saul wants it clean — just win the trial.
Favric’s For The Dragon can get you out,
But who you gonna trust when you’ve got no clout?
Ivan opens with a super guilty claim
Mabel fires back tainted evidence in a case so lame,
Judge Blackstone shakes his head, “Nope, justice is my game”
Ivan call’s his first witness to the stand,
Rucks’ dealer shows up, arcane powder in his hand,
Nothing in this court case is going as planned,
Foo Dog show scenes of our hands on the Heart,
We knew technically we guilty from the start,
Tavern breaks handcuffs, tears order apart.
Late arcane tile evidence could change our case,
Judge freezes time, can we fit puzzle pieces into place?
The Heart is revealed and truth floods the space.
Heph shatters the heart with the gavel,
Ivans case has begun to unravel,
Mabels has enjoyed her DND dabble,
A zealot student confesses to the crime,
Judge Moose rules we shall serve no time.
Even though we totally did commit the crime.
Hold your breath, here comes the gavel,
Prison may be where we travel,
Mabel bending truth just to keep us alive,
But chaos in the courtroom is where we thrive,
Who’s gonna win this case when its all done?
The dice will decide, better not roll
